About Arxikist : In sum, I'm basically a Football WR, Hockey RW. Atheist, Patriotic city-boy from Canada. I mostly use the app so I probably won't your message if you send me one. To avoid getting thumbs down from me do not mention/ do the following:
- Talk about yourself randomly
- Talk about peoples PP
- Talk about religion
- Say "lol", "haha", etc.
- Be stupid in general
- Don't kiss anyone's ass (especially DocBastard's)
- Don't fake you know the OP
- Don't fake you are the OP
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 1:30am - work - by LiveGuard - United States
Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
I agree, your life sucks (18757) - you deserved it (2152)
On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
I agree, your life sucks (18757) - you deserved it (2152)
On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by nevergettingajob (man) - Canada
Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by nevergettingajob (man) - Canada
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States
Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 9:23am - intimacy - by Gabi - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 8:26am - work - by ronz -
Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 6:27am - misc - by 3.14 (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 10:11pm - kids - by Bruce (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 10:11pm - kids - by Bruce (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
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