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Artsygirl90
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 March 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1477
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Artsygirl90 : I just found a message on here that's 3 years old. I guess that shows you how much I check my messages.

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Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

#12940949
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24248) - you deserved it (4617)

On 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm - love - by Today - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35639) - you deserved it (9667)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38423) - you deserved it (10993)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got a surprise call from LA Fitness saying I've been signed up for a two week pass. It's from my boyfriend. Didn't see this one coming. FML

#12123688
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21112) - you deserved it (7236)

On 07/26/2010 at 1:09pm - health - by Andiii (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML

#12077771
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25561) - you deserved it (5537)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by luvlessbootycall (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML

#12042807
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25644) - you deserved it (3331)

On 07/22/2010 at 10:48am - work - by GuardOtto - United States

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

#11983627
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84158) - you deserved it (4760)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

#11944390
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11296) - you deserved it (41485)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

#11943305
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11919) - you deserved it (40454)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:23pm - misc - by knighton16 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade. I had worked extremely hard in that class. I had one submission for the test. My roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while i was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31415) - you deserved it (2133)

On 11/09/2009 at 5:13pm - work - by Failure (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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