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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1114
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Arthurie : My comments are either hits or misses. My humor is sarcastic and likely offensive. If you cannot bring yourself to form a coherent comment please do not comment at all. Nothing else to see here.

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Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML


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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML


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On 07/11/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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