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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 730
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Arthurie : My comments are either hits or misses. My humor is sarcastic and likely offensive. If you cannot bring yourself to form a coherent comment please do not comment at all. Nothing else to see here.

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