Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (17 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1145
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 18 posted

About Arthurie : My comments are either hits or misses. My humor is sarcastic and likely offensive. If you cannot bring yourself to form a coherent comment please do not comment at all. Nothing else to see here.

Arthurie's page activity

Visits<b>TheDarkLight</b> - 21 hours ago<b>arano</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 5:12am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 10:31pm<b>cmchappy</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 6:51pm<b>CeizMac13</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 5:20pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 1:03pm<b>paperbag77</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 1:06pm<b>TacoloverSWE</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 2:58am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 4:39am<b>asdadfhowrh</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 12:02am<b>Tenker</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 12:01am<b>fatman1970</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 7:48pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 7:34pm<b>seanrod27</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 7:28pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 2:47pm<b>A07</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 12:20pm<b>idkwyatt</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 11:28pm<b>Helipilot86</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 2:25pm

Fucked!<b>arano</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 11:12am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 4:31am<b>TacoloverSWE</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 8:58am<b>asdadfhowrh</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 6:02am<b>fatman1970</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 1:49am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 1:34am<b>seanrod27</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 1:28am<b>skylercoombs</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 10:56pm<b>orios105</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 11:35am<b>blcksocks</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 5:09am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 4:45am<b>vegemute</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 1:19am<b>keiNan</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 3:18pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 6:25am<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 10:09am<b>jacky75</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 2:44am<b>Radgears47</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 10:01am<b>copperchinchilla</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 7:01pm

Arthurie's FML badges

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

See all of Arthurie's badges

Arthurie's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28858) - you deserved it (2939)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74915) - you deserved it (7096)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55611) - you deserved it (28779)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #20
  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

Monday 30 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: