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About ArsalanBTRfan : I am 15 years old and I love reading books. I am a huge soccer fan and I support Liverpool F.C . I like listening to big time rush and one direction.

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Taday mah mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm an stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since mah wife an I r expecting our first child, I should ( get used to waking up at all hours. ) She calls mah work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

Today , I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of mah foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around , wondering wat mah life would've been like if mah parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven , long-lost ghostly foreskin? mega FML


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On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friend that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML


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On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - intimacy - by snowwhite (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue mah family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, I played Call of Duty wit ma new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged tat a grl beat im. It resulted in im souting at me, claiming tat since I'm Muslim, I must be part of te Taliban,ic would explain ma gaming skills. FML


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On 04/11/2013 at 5:11am - misc - by zahra_786 (woman) - United Kingdom

2day I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuatd with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML


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On 09/19/2010 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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