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Arrawyn

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  • Number of visits : 1266
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Arrawyn's favorite FMLs

Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

#20012679
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33809) - you deserved it (4413)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:37am - work - by mike h - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work, I decided to make things more interesting, so when I called people I used a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to asked me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replied, "Where the kangaroos are..." I'm now jobless. FML

#20011862
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6124) - you deserved it (34292)

On 08/09/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by sincerely depressed. - United States (California)

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

#20010519
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21038) - you deserved it (3001)

On 08/08/2012 at 11:29pm - kids - by bellabreeze - United States (Maine)

Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML

#20006315
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5780) - you deserved it (26763)

On 08/06/2012 at 7:25pm - misc - by maybenot (man) - United Kingdom

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

#19996782
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29413) - you deserved it (32497)

On 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML

#19980162
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22035) - you deserved it (2098)

On 07/23/2012 at 7:06pm - love - by Rose (woman) - United States

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML

#19967634
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23360) - you deserved it (3365)

On 07/21/2012 at 11:08am - love - by marquez_jasmine - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

#19913255
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27884) - you deserved it (3782)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

Today, I paid a social visit to my grandparents. While we were watching the news, a story came on about the Queen of England. I scoffed, "How is she not dead already? How old is she, anyway?" My grandmother replied, "About my age." Oops. FML

#19910434
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6608) - you deserved it (37394) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - France

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

#19907093
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24661) - you deserved it (1664)

On 07/07/2012 at 11:16pm - work - by cj1012 - United States

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

#19879302
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7392) - you deserved it (48784)

On 07/02/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by FuckYou - United States (California)

Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML

#19753882
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5431) - you deserved it (36609)

On 06/08/2012 at 4:09am - misc - by runner2731 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29619) - you deserved it (4389)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time. Bailing us out of jail. FML

#108333
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15280) - you deserved it (57819)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by DB (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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