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Aroha020
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 November 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3202
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21191) - you deserved it (40952)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

TODAY,HILE IN BED WITH MY BOYFRIEND, I ACCIDENTALLY LET ONE SLIP. WHILE THINKING "MAYBE HE DIDN'T HEAR, MAYBE HE'S SLEEPING", THE SHAKING OF THE BED FROM HIS LAUGHTER LET ME KNOW OTHERWISE. FML

#18725237
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25846) - you deserved it (8829)

On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , mah 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin . I still don't knowhat to say to him . FML

#18626435
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42310) - you deserved it (8330)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend yelld at me fir breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26138) - you deserved it (4933)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, IT WAS MY FIRST DAY WORKING AS A NIGHTCLUB BARTENDER. ALL THROUGH THE EVENING, A REALLY CREEPY BLOKE STOOD IN A DARK CORNER AND LEERED AT THE GIRLS ON THE DANCE FLOOR. WHEN I TOOK THE BOUNCER TO ONE SIDE TO LET HIM KNOW, HE TOLD ME THE MAN WAS A COAT STAND. MEGA FML

#18554140
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12217) - you deserved it (30210)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with mah mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, an I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back an knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, an mah jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24193) - you deserved it (5515)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got mah first driving lesson from mah dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, ( Go. ) FML

#18475909
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23284) - you deserved it (3530)

On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my girlfriend an I had dinner at my boss's house!! Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend cummd to me with a desperate look in her eyes!! Apparently, she took a dump, cloggd the toilet, an it floodd!! I took the hit 4 her, an now my boss think I'm a jackass!! FML

#18198987
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36857) - you deserved it (3998)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:59am - love - by kdeeeceee - United States

my 12 year-old daughter askd me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30741) - you deserved it (5338)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, ( This one is for yur boyfriend. ) Perfect groin shot. FML

#18057000
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26194) - you deserved it (4060)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I askd her how she was doing, then askd, "And your mum?" Just as the words escapd my lips, I rememberd her mum did a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messd up again an blurtd, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16995) - you deserved it (46221) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I Cummd Home Crying And Informd Mother That Someone Had Calld Me A 'fat Bitch' Today. She Held Me At Arms Length, Lookd Me Straight In The Eyes, And Lovingly Said, ( You Can't Change Who You Are. ) FML

#18030878
161 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, twin boys who r 5 decidd to looool teach each other how to fly off the shd out back. They r still in there pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33107) - you deserved it (6446)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

TODAY , MY BEST FRIEND WHO I HAVE KNOWN FIR TEN YERES RECOMMENDED I DIDN'T CONTINUE A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GRLFRIEND. I THOUGHT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH ME WHICH I WAS HOPING FOR , FIR A LONG TIME. TURNS OUT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH HER. FML

#18022095
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35264) - you deserved it (6114)

On 10/19/2011 at 8:19am - love - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was washing mah hands in the bathroomhen I looked up and saw a spider on mah cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. fat FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18400) - you deserved it (37202)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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