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ArentICute
  • Town/Country : New Brunswick, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 June 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 188
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ArentICute : Hai. I mod FMLs when I'm not posting comments. I'm on my iPod, don't message me.

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Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246 (342)

I agree, your life sucks (29510) - you deserved it (7922)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML

#17190243 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (25468) - you deserved it (2909)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:37pm - kids - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

#17161191 (230)

I agree, your life sucks (10709) - you deserved it (1233)

On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (30501) - you deserved it (2641)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML

#14486869 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (5940) - you deserved it (29913)

On 01/06/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man

Today, is the first weekend I have off this summer. Instead of letting me see my friends, my dad printed out a practice SAT exam. I've already taken the SAT. He just "doesn't want me to get rusty". FML

#11312975 (318)

I agree, your life sucks (24497) - you deserved it (2257)

On 06/19/2010 at 2:53pm - misc - by Classicmen - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was turned down from my dream job at a graphic design firm. Before the interview, concerned about my hobo style would not impress the company, I shaved, cut my long hair, and even bought a suit. They said I wasn't "free-spirited and creative enough." FML

#4996993 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (35047) - you deserved it (4403)

On 09/02/2009 at 11:12am - work - by hoboman (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (13322) - you deserved it (4431)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version



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