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ArentICute
  • Town/Country : New Brunswick, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 119
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Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML

#17190243
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:37pm - kids - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML

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On 01/06/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man

Today, is the first weekend I have off this summer. Instead of letting me see my friends, my dad printed out a practice SAT exam. I've already taken the SAT. He just "doesn't want me to get rusty". FML

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On 06/19/2010 at 2:53pm - misc - by Classicmen - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was turned down from my dream job at a graphic design firm. Before the interview, concerned about my hobo style would not impress the company, I shaved, cut my long hair, and even bought a suit. They said I wasn't "free-spirited and creative enough." FML

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On 09/02/2009 at 11:12am - work - by hoboman (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

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