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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 April 1999 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 394
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ArcticPuppet : I'm 13 years old and I think I know what this is.

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Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML


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