About Arcterion : 22, Male, metalhead, pothead, pervert, misanthropist.
Sick according to some, insane according to others.
Fascinated by the morbid, bizarre and disturbing.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they searched the crowd for a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car. No one in the crowd stopped to defend me. My mom told me it's my own fault. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by CapeRanger (man) - South Africa (Limpopo)
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 11:41am - health - by ew (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 5:42am - misc - by backtosquareone (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 3:50am - animals - by Rizzle (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, my computer stopped working. Me, the technology challenged one, decided to do a system recovery on it hoping that I could make it better. Turns out, system recovery means deleting all the files off the computer including family photos, music and assignments and starting fresh. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 3:03am - misc - by rebeccaremily - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, the Fire Department found my car overturned in a ditch and on fire. It was two miles away from where I parked it about three hours ago. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 1:48am - money - by ThatTrafficCone (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by diva467 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my 9 year old little sister is coming back in town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by deadfish - United States (Florida)
Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 11:34am - health - by Pwnedofthedead (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I told my daughter how her eyes look exactly as pretty as my wife's. She told me that she loved the way my eyeballs stick out of my face, just like Elmo. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 8:33am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore
Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 8:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 7:43am - love - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)
Today, I woke up excited for my trip to Jamaica with my friends. We went to the airport, and I gave them my passport to check in. They gave it back. It had expired three weeks ago. I watched my friends board the plane while I'm stuck in the city. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by hahahaha91 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML
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On 10/02/2009 at 7:32pm - money - by jacked (woman) - United States (California)
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