About Arcterion
22, Male, metalhead, pothead, pervert, misanthropist. Sick according to some, insane according to others. Fascinated by the morbid, bizarre and disturbing.
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Arcterion's favorite FMLs

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

By theRoomie - / Monday 2 November 2009 06:47 / United States

Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML

By Quirk - / Thursday 29 October 2009 05:17 / United States

Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML

By hey-ooo - / Wednesday 28 October 2009 01:15 / United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

By Oops - / Monday 2 November 2009 01:43 / United States

Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML

By H4rd_Man - / Sunday 1 November 2009 19:02 / United Kingdom