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Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger then me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
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On 09/14/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by nen_00 - United States (Iowa)
Today, I got my first kiss. I'm 56. FML
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On 08/16/2009 at 12:33am - love - by bathtime_ (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I returned from deployment to Iraq. I came home to discover my wife has been cheating on me the whole time I've been gone. What's worse? My 18 month old son calls the guy 'daddy'. FML
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On 08/10/2009 at 1:13am - love - by daddynomore (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year old man who came up and handed us "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML
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On 05/31/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by ailat0107 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed. He then spent the next hour discussing with me how masturbation is a great alternative to sex, and a great way to remain abstinent. I didn't get to drive. FML
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On 05/24/2009 at 8:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: "the cat is sad." FML
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On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)
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On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman says "nice dog" and without thinking I respond, "you too." FML
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On 05/20/2009 at 4:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
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On 05/12/2009 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, one of the psych patients I work with on a locked unit looked into my eyes and told me lovingly that I reminded him of his sister. The sister he killed after he raped her. FML
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On 05/08/2009 at 8:19pm - work - by leideigh (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML
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On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
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On 04/26/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by Tal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML
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On 04/24/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by djteller (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML
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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
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On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
