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Arbosis
  • Town/Country : quillota, chile
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 October 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 8678
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger then me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19163) - you deserved it (27808)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by nen_00 - United States (Iowa)

Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year old man who came up and handed us "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML

#2463557 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (36859) - you deserved it (3530)

On 05/31/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by ailat0107 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed. He then spent the next hour discussing with me how masturbation is a great alternative to sex, and a great way to remain abstinent. I didn't get to drive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46723) - you deserved it (2863)

On 05/24/2009 at 8:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: "the cat is sad." FML

#2209571 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (41836) - you deserved it (5640)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

#2116644 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (53125) - you deserved it (2396)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman says "nice dog" and without thinking I respond, "you too." FML

#2115737 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (11193) - you deserved it (29714)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

#1872793 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (75174) - you deserved it (3286)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

#1429978 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (52744) - you deserved it (3684)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

#1351695 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (53471) - you deserved it (6546)

On 04/26/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by Tal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

#1299793 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (9966) - you deserved it (32063)

On 04/24/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by djteller (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891 (490)

I agree, your life sucks (302976) - you deserved it (14524)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

#1051780 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (57978) - you deserved it (11869)

On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

#950316 (231)

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On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

#837103 (577)

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, I found out that I'm failing this semester because I've missed too many classes. I've missed the classes because I've been having panic attacks, a symptom of my anxiety disorder. I got the anxiety disorder because I was so afraid of failing school. FML

#592595 (187)

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On 03/25/2009 at 12:12am - work - by disfordiploma (woman) - United States (Virginia)