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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 December 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51953) - you deserved it (8123)

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