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Anonanimal
  • Town/Country : Winnipeg, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 December 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 878
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Anonanimal : Hey my name's Jessica... I'm 15, major science nerd, super outgoing, etc. etc.
I love life! :)

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Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9466) - you deserved it (35293)

On 09/04/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by akward (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50639) - you deserved it (9073)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

#505547
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I agree, your life sucks (316218) - you deserved it (27853)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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