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Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

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On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML

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