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AnnekaLH
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 26
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AnnekaLH : Its a good thing i have my library card because im totally checking you out

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Today, I tried to explain to my history teacher why Woodrow Wilson would not have called the Great War "World War 1" as she constantly claims. I was sent to the office for my insubordination. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32397) - you deserved it (3528)

On 04/18/2013 at 3:54am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (2438)

On 03/16/2013 at 2:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (2438)

On 03/16/2013 at 2:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

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On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by VelocityMary (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew



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