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AnimeAddict95
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  • Number of visits : 167
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AnimeAddict95 : I love all things manga and anime. Some of my favorites are Durarara, Darker than Black, Kuroshitsuji, Kuroko no Basuke, Shingeki no Kyojin, and Hellsing. Message me if you want to give me some suggestions on what to watch or read or just discuss anime!

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Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39459) - you deserved it (4479)

On 03/25/2014 at 7:36am - misc - by disappointed - United States (North Dakota)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35880) - you deserved it (4767)

On 12/12/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

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118 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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128 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 11:46am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML

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155 comments

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On 08/05/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by NO NO NO (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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135 comments

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On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I went out and met somebody. We got talking and we both realized we are each the ideal romantic partner for the other. The only problem is we are both straight men. FML

#20809215
152 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43242) - you deserved it (31574) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

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210 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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