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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 January 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 403
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ani28 : I'm short(ish), I'm a student, I'm sarcastic to an inappropriate level at highly awkward times, or to an awkward level at inappropriate times- can't decide which. Well, I can decide, because the only thing you can't do is staple jelly to a tree.

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TODAY, TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A LOSER IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDSHO ALL HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, MAH BROTHER MADE UP A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. HE ASKD ME TO GIVE HIM A HICKEY IN EXCHANGE 4 50 EUROS. OUR PARENTS WALKD IN ON US. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14622) - you deserved it (52362) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice ma blowjob skills, since ma boyfriend is always complaining tat I'm bad at giving ead. Let's just say ma lungs now ave tere daily dose of potassium. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9545) - you deserved it (33463)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy askad ma out an said ha was going to taka ma to a fancy rastauranthara thay maka tha food in front of you. I lova Japanasa food, so I was raally axcitad. Wa want to Subway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30875) - you deserved it (5110)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I askd ma grlfriand wan sa'll ba aving ar pariod... sinca sa was acting pratty bitcy ta last tima around. Sa duct tapd ma lag air and rippd it off wila I was napping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14291) - you deserved it (51908)

On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States



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