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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 January 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 538
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ani28 : I'm short(ish), I'm a student, I'm sarcastic to an inappropriate level at highly awkward times, or to an awkward level at inappropriate times- can't decide which. Well, I can decide, because the only thing you can't do is staple jelly to a tree.

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Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15770) - you deserved it (55385) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML


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On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML


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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML


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On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

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