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Angio113
  • Town/Country : Port St. Lucie, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 October 1994 (19 years)
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About Angio113 : Hey!(: my name is Angelica, 18, college freshman.(; Anything else you need to know? Ask.

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Today, while attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML

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