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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1663
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Angelichoney : It's truely... Truely outrageous.

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Today I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me 4 a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department that he'd broken up with me. FML

#13013607
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32774) - you deserved it (4408)

On 09/12/2010 at 1:22am - love - by stood-up (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter an asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said ( Sorry, I'm blind. ) Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said ( No, seriously. ) FML

#12970630
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9731) - you deserved it (33811)

On 09/08/2010 at 11:35pm - work - by imaqtb (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked y I wasn't in the pool my sister replied in a loud voice ( She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty! ) Thanks. mega FML

#12963410
120 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 2:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, whila watching my guinaa looool pigs hava sax, I got jaalous. Yaah. It's baan that long. FML

#12751809
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33009) - you deserved it (11885)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went to see mah mother looool with mah kids. Before, I had told mah son to give her hugs an kisses an I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. mega FML

#12693106
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8811) - you deserved it (28726)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:03am - kids - by laughxlove - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah dad found mah "list". 32 guys, 4 grls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again an who I wouldn't, who were vrgins, etc. He complimented me on mah "organizational skills." FML

#11944390
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14700) - you deserved it (54854)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Told Mah Boyfriend I Was Pregnant. While I Was Asleep, He Drew A Face On Mah Stomach Andhen I Woke Up He Was Talking To It. He Said It Would Be Less Wierd If He Was Talking To Mah Stomach With A Face On It, Representing The Baby. According To Him, Our Child Is Going To Have A Mustache. FML

#11198427
236 comments

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On 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm - kids - by gibsonSG323 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

wile aving sex wit ma boyfriend , ma dad called ma cell. He ended te pone call wit , "and tell your boyfriend to sut up , I can ear im moaning." FML

#10696797
115 comments

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On 05/22/2010 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to mah boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me wat I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

#9507833
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10018) - you deserved it (35402)

On 03/30/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by GonnaGetFired - United States (Alaska)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's ouse. Se ad promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. Wen I got tere, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons y I make er depressed. mega FML

#9387980
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16011) - you deserved it (22145)

On 03/25/2010 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by bad boyfriend - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY , IN MATH , I WAS WORKING ON AN ASSIGNMENT AND THIS REALLY CUTE GIRL COMES OVER AND SAYS MAH NAME. AT THIS POINT , MAH HEART IS PUMPING WITH EXCITEMENT AND I'M THINKING SHE IS GOING TO ASK FIR MAH NUMBER. SHE SAID , ( DID YOU KNOW SOMEONE DREW A PENIS ON YOUR BACK? ) FML

#8433331
95 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 1:32am - misc - by GeneralElement (man) - United States (Utah)

TODAY, I TRID CONVINCING MY VALENTINE-HATING BOYFRIEND TO SEND ME A CARD, BY EXPLAINING HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO ME. HE FINALLY AGRED AND SENT ME A CARD. I OPEND IT UP, AND IT WISHD ME 'HARMONY AND WELL-BIENG ON LUPERCALIA'. WHAT IS LUPERCALIA? IT'S AN ANCIENT ROMAN FESTIVAL WHERE MEN RUN DOWN THE STREET NAKD, WHIPPING PEOPLE WITH GOAT SKINS TO ENCOURAGE FERTILITY. MEGA FML

#8250331
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9411) - you deserved it (34494)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I Want Out On A Data With A Guy Significantly Oldar Than Mysalf. I Told Him I Raally Likad Him Cuz I Can Hava An Intalligant Convarsation With Him, Unlika Most Guys My Aga. Ha Told Ma Ha Just Wantad To Gat Into My Pants. Fat FML

#7638803
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27489) - you deserved it (9771)

On 01/28/2010 at 8:59am - love - by thisucks (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

today looool I found out mah boyfriand of two yaars rola-plays on tha intarnat... pratanding to hava sax with man. His rasponsa whan I confrontad him about it? ( Which spacific incidant r u rafarring to? )

#7412437
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17713) - you deserved it (2363)

On 01/18/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by heterolifepartner (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today.. . I come home 4 lunch . I see a sandwich on the table with a note saying "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship.. . Love.. . Carissa." I see another note from mah grlfriend next to it saying "I hope you enjoy yur new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is mah new step mother . FML

#7226236
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30336) - you deserved it (2341)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:45pm - misc - by SingleWorker (man) - United States (Virginia)



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