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  • Number of visits : 1020
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Angeledice : A little woman born in The Netherlands and moved to the UK in winter 2009. Can take care of loads of situations that result in facepalms. Other keywords: silly, gym fanatic, positively energetic, and a complete utter twit. Take it or leave it!

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Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML

#8769205
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18810) - you deserved it (3241)

On 03/02/2010 at 7:38am - intimacy - by virginmary - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20443) - you deserved it (4713)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML

#7946141
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8965) - you deserved it (18615)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Sully (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25523) - you deserved it (8130)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)



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