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Angeledice
  • Town/Country : UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 800
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Angeledice : A little woman born in The Netherlands and moved to the UK in winter 2009. Can take care of loads of situations that result in facepalms. Other keywords: silly, gym fanatic, positively energetic, and a complete utter twit. Take it or leave it!

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Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13195) - you deserved it (2320)

On 03/02/2010 at 7:38am - intimacy - by virginmary - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14062) - you deserved it (3956)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML

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49 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Sully (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18975) - you deserved it (6247)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

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290 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 12:39am - love - by NotAParabola (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

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On 10/04/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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