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AngelSpit
  • Town/Country : Elkton, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1984 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 1189
  • Number of comments : 291
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About AngelSpit : Well I was born too late to be a Rolling Stone I don't know Jerry Lee I never met John & Yoko standin' with a strat, I'm rock 'n' roll's bastard son go out get drunk get wild have fun I don't got a million dollars don't drive a Cadillac give me half a chance 'cause I'm not dead yet

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Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49585) - you deserved it (4414)

On 11/02/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by SantaClaus - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did their regular check up, and found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was a hickey from my boyfriend. FML

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On 10/17/2010 at 12:37am - intimacy - by hickhick (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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