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Andurrr

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 557
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Andurrr : My name's Andre. I barely post, and I normally read FML when I'm taking a dump. Have fun with that mental image.

Andurrr's page activity

Visits<b>dmp21014</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 3:37am<b>loriprieto</b> - the 06/26/2013 at 11:22am<b>LaLa_xo</b> - the 06/15/2013 at 5:12pm<b>Reaper1984</b> - the 03/24/2013 at 1:38pm<b>Slothapus</b> - the 03/21/2013 at 9:39pm<b>Treken</b> - the 03/21/2013 at 6:51am<b>Mimsz</b> - the 03/21/2013 at 6:40am<b>SillyGirl4602</b> - the 03/21/2013 at 6:06am<b>BrownTaco</b> - the 03/21/2013 at 4:39am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 01/20/2013 at 5:24pm

Andurrr's FML badges

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Andurrr's favorite FMLs

Today, in the middle of examining me, my gynecologist suddenly took a sharp intake of breath and vomited on the floor. FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2013 at 7:10am / Latvia (Jelgavas) / Health

Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML

by thanks gramps / 04/19/2013 at 3:27am / Canada (Yukon Territory) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML

by poopy pants / 04/07/2013 at 9:47pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

by le_evan / 10/29/2012 at 4:49pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sport shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. 30 minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 5:54am / United States (California) / Health