I am Andrew, Andrew is me. AZN PRYDE. im into rnb jams, trance and sum hardstyle. I lyk reading FML stories coz der funny. And if your wondering in the photo which 1 am i, i am the one in the red tie. "smoke bong live long" for sum reason i wanted 2 say dat.
Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 1:44am - love - by badboyfriends (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by OuttaNowhere81 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
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On 04/11/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by ripped (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE. FML
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On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went to my new doctor to establish the paperwork. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "what do you do?". I told her I normally did vaginal, but would sometimes do anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML
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On 03/16/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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