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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4607
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AndruFTW : I am Andrew, Andrew is me. AZN PRYDE. im into rnb jams, trance and sum hardstyle. I lyk reading FML stories coz der funny. And if your wondering in the photo which 1 am i, i am the one in the red tie. "smoke bong live long" for sum reason i wanted 2 say dat.

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24021) - you deserved it (42826)

On 05/15/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by badboyfriends (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

#1952694
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8462) - you deserved it (65600)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by OuttaNowhere81 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

#910687
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31081) - you deserved it (58648)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by ripped (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML



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