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AndreKanaan
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 March 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 182
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AndreKanaan : I like stuff

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Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML

#20688020
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55278) - you deserved it (3709)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML

#18106914
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5773) - you deserved it (36518)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Poole)

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

#17818947
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27719) - you deserved it (2057)

On 09/24/2011 at 5:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML

#17778916
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18051) - you deserved it (1544)

On 09/19/2011 at 6:16am - animals - by gs - United States (New York)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24034) - you deserved it (6478)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

#17694165
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22093) - you deserved it (2611)

On 09/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by all5fingers - Canada (Alberta)



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