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Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

#20453278
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30202) - you deserved it (6239)

On 01/11/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Latina (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML

#20427495
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35471) - you deserved it (6355)

On 12/28/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by kmtranter - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML

#20050530
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16113) - you deserved it (3258) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/31/2012 at 3:16am - misc - by TBTC (woman) - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML

#11529714
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26854) - you deserved it (4453)

On 06/28/2010 at 11:19pm - love - by Chey1309 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

#4299619
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38670) - you deserved it (71408)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

#4044243
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42050) - you deserved it (5264)

On 07/26/2009 at 12:37am - intimacy - by PTKFML (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23875) - you deserved it (51292)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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