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Anderling
  • Town/Country : Zuid-Holland, The Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 10565
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Anderling : Student in the Netherlands. What more can I say?

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Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30467) - you deserved it (2511)

On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

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536 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58993) - you deserved it (159588)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

#950316
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123605) - you deserved it (8251)

On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

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404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17640) - you deserved it (240678)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57072) - you deserved it (4071)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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551 comments

I agree, your life sucks (416338) - you deserved it (26644)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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