About Anderling : Student in the Netherlands. What more can I say?
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Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States
Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by blah (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States
Today, I was talking with my mom about getting the my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML
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Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved
Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
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On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)
Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML
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Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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