This member hasn't filled in the description.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27579) - you totally deserved it (1777)
On 09/21/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Wronged (man) - Singapore
Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23055) - you totally deserved it (1611)
On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML
I agree, your life sucks (60109) - you totally deserved it (3882)
On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44580) - you totally deserved it (2821)
On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
I agree, your life sucks (287339) - you totally deserved it (42422)
On 02/05/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Noname - United States (Illinois)
[ Page : 1 ]
« Previous page | Next page »
