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About Anderling : Student in the Netherlands. What more can I say?
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China
Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18308) - you deserved it (2170) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by wow - United States (Texas)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I learned that the only reason most of my students come to lecture is that they have a running bet on how many times I say "OK" in two hours. It was 137 last week. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm - work - by Habit - United Kingdom (Leeds)
Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17453) - you deserved it (1841)
On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States
Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family's named me "the hobbit". FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 6:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm - health - by Eli (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm - love - by rplovez (woman) - Canada
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