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About AnagenisisZagus : Oh, dear god. No, thank you.

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Today, I went to a professional baseball game. In the 5th inning, our row was chosen fir a random giveaway where everyone sitting in the row recievd free roundtrip airline tickets to New York City. While this was going on, I was up, getting a pretzel. FML

today I was having a horrible day!! I was laying on the couch, crying, when mah dog cummed up on the couch to console me!! I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is!! As I was sobbing, I heard something!! My dog farted into mah mouth!! Twice!! FML

#879478
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65399) - you deserved it (8538)

On 04/08/2009 at 11:43pm - animals - by BadBreath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today for April fools I decidd to set off te smoke detectors in my friend's apartment wile e was sleeping and saran wrap te outside of is bedroom doorway so e would smack into it. Instead e jumpd out te window and broke is leg. FML

#748414
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19036) - you deserved it (111289)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (202497) - you deserved it (31674)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a grl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

#532942
337 comments

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248354) - you deserved it (32350)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... I had to sleep in the same room as mah grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep... so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded 4 staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me 4 20 minutes. FML

#507959
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (220611) - you deserved it (29125)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that mah future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML

#250132
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76304) - you deserved it (4806)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:09am - intimacy - by Yulia (woman) - United States (California)

TADAY FRIEND SENT ME AN INSTANT MESSAGE , TELLING ME HOW EXCITD SHE WAS THAT SHE WAS ACCEPTD TO A FIT SUMMER PROGRAM. I TOLD HER I WAS SO PROUD , AN THAT SHE CAN FINALLY LOSE THAT EXCESS WIEGHT. SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE MEANT FASHION INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY. FML

#233851
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15055) - you deserved it (65419)

On 03/07/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)



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