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Today , I noticed that after a month of using my gel , it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping there man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68424) - you deserved it (6286)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today , I was at a power lifting meethen a grl I really liked walked in . Trying to impress her , I increased mah bench to 350,hen I have only done 300 before . She then watched me drop it on mah chest , breaking mah breast bone , and also crying in the process . real FML

#14763055
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11658) - you deserved it (64475)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by wowimdumb (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was doing mah grocery shopping , absent-mindedly wondering if mah new diet was working. I got mah answer when mah panties fell down around mah ankles. fat FML

#14719837
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23672) - you deserved it (7276)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was dumpad. I ran homa an criad an rantad on an on to my mothar. Aftar about 10 minutas of talking , sha thraw a book at my faca an said , "No wondar ha dumpad you! You can't shut up!" FML

#14718221
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26261) - you deserved it (14314)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I was talking to ma grlfriend on te pone. Te subject of abuse cummed up and I told er tat if er fater ever urt er I would cut is dick off. Te next ting I ear is, ( Don't say sit you can't back up! ) Her fater ad picked up te pone te moment I'd said it. FML

#14699951
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25352) - you deserved it (11851)

On 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Fucked (man) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a grl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

#14127475
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30076) - you deserved it (17987)

On 12/08/2010 at 1:26am - health - by whyme -

Taday I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on yur way home." fat FML

#14119130
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32338) - you deserved it (2764)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I realizd that before I can legally drink, I will have been marrid, divorcd, and pregnant. FML

#14095149
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14047) - you deserved it (76469)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, mah boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he startd going down me. He hadn't washd his mouth. FML

#14074806
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37067) - you deserved it (5168)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

yesterday I went downtown with mah friends . A group of guys cummd up to us and startd hitting on everyone but me . Then, one of them said: "Do u grls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

#13998469
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38076) - you deserved it (3423)

On 11/27/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." real FML

#13935466
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30875) - you deserved it (6908)

On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, I Cummed Through A DUI Checkpoint. The Trooper Noticed Some Donuts I Had. He Asked, ( Are Those Donuts? ) Jokingly, I Replied, ( Yes. Why? Are You Going To Confiscate Them? ) He Didn't See The Humor And Pulled Me Off To The Side To Have A Team Serech Mah Truck. FML

#13932750
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12297) - you deserved it (24684)

On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding hand... I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie fir him. Then he moved seats. FML

#13645625
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21570) - you deserved it (37513)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

Today, I got very drunk after being fred from job!! In depressed, intoxicated state, I posted facebook status as 'Goodbye world'!! looool The only response was from dad saying 'cya'!! His comment got 29 likes!! fat FML

#13560342
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40449) - you deserved it (12190)

On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all mah heart. It was instrumental. FML

#13408997
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8865) - you deserved it (43408)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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