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AnagenisisZagus
  • Town/Country : Newark, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 July 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2061
  • Number of comments : 594
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AnagenisisZagus : It has been a while since I had last been on this site. Has not changed much. Not particularly a bad thing. Thank you for viewing my profile, and taking time out of your life to read this. Feel free to message me if you would like. Never hurts to open communication to a complete stranger. After all, a stranger is only someone you have not yet befriended...or formed an antagonistic bond. Well, hopefully I am the former.

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Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65535) - you deserved it (6032)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

#14763055
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9331) - you deserved it (50274)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by wowimdumb (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was doing my grocery shopping, absent-mindedly wondering if my new diet was working. I got my answer when my panties fell down around my ankles. FML

#14719837
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21950) - you deserved it (7055)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

#14718221
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21356) - you deserved it (11053)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML

#14699951
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20076) - you deserved it (9327)

On 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Fucked (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

#14127475
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27252) - you deserved it (17161)

On 12/08/2010 at 1:26am - health - by whyme -

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30472) - you deserved it (2615)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

#14095149
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12611) - you deserved it (72011)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML

#14074806
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34703) - you deserved it (4919)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone but me. Then, one of them said: "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

#13998469
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33867) - you deserved it (3105)

On 11/27/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML

#13935466
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28408) - you deserved it (6587)

On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

#13932750
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11537) - you deserved it (23538)

On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

#13645625
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18675) - you deserved it (32921)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

#13560342
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34100) - you deserved it (9242)

On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

#13408997
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7062) - you deserved it (32632)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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