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Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML

#17502904
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9322) - you deserved it (38257)

On 08/17/2011 at 7:37pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML

#17502904
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9322) - you deserved it (38257)

On 08/17/2011 at 7:37pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

#17497586
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24711) - you deserved it (11248)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37073) - you deserved it (3479)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

#17416738
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34855) - you deserved it (11626)

On 08/09/2011 at 8:55am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

#17413633
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31479) - you deserved it (2806)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

#17413127
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30785) - you deserved it (6884)

On 08/08/2011 at 11:43pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52740) - you deserved it (3517)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

#17399752
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25535) - you deserved it (4798)

On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26263) - you deserved it (14789)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

#17374086
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24973) - you deserved it (9493)

On 08/05/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Fred - Japan

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22391) - you deserved it (67422)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45204) - you deserved it (14947)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

#17333376
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35860) - you deserved it (9033)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

#17313020
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41938) - you deserved it (7846)

On 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by cutiekenz21 - United States (Oregon)



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