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Amber_the_Great
  • Town/Country : Arvada, Colorado, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 June 1994 (19 years)
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Today, I got a weird feeling about the account balance in my savings account. Turns out my fiancé has been using my account to order random items whenever he likes. This account is my savings for college tuition and related expenses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22236) - you deserved it (4625)

On 10/07/2010 at 10:58pm - money - by udnrizh - United States (Indiana)

Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28305) - you deserved it (1686)

On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25240) - you deserved it (3127)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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