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AlxOldr

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 744
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlxOldr : Uhh, I'm home schooled. I love all types of music. Oh, and I read Cyanide & Happiness everyday, I'm on twitter, and I check FML religiously haha.

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Visits<b>yeahreally</b> - the 03/09/2009 at 3:02am<b>rachelforgot2</b> - the 03/05/2009 at 12:17pm

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AlxOldr's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

by Shell / 03/05/2009 at 2:14am / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

by Señor Guapo / 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

by Noname / 02/12/2009 at 1:00am / United States (Oregon) / Geek