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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 593
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlxOldr : Uhh, I'm home schooled. I love all types of music. Oh, and I read Cyanide & Happiness everyday, I'm on twitter, and I check FML religiously haha.

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Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50174) - you deserved it (3903)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:14am - work - by Shell (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26675) - you deserved it (41611)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10339) - you deserved it (121237)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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