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AlwayzCelly

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 574
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I cummed across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him . I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out . He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" an informed me that my country is a shithole . FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39883) - you deserved it (3144)

On 12/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by thank u usa (man) - Germany

Taday I told the guy I liked about crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47627) - you deserved it (3538)

On 07/16/2013 at 7:41pm - love - by hannahisacooler (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I accidentally hit a cyclist with car. In panic , I jumped out of car and ran up to him , who was lying on the floor , motionless. As I was about to check his pulse , he jumped up and shouted , ( I bet you thought I was dead , asshole! ) He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me 4 a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

#20529783
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On 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm - work - by JimmyT (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today , as I was about to leave fir work , mah 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear an pink cowboy boots . He threw his hands in the air , yelled , ( BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE , ) promptly threw up an passed out in it .

#20111636
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22465) - you deserved it (4003)

On 10/11/2012 at 2:59am - kids - by Failed Parent - United States

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man cummd up to use the one next to me. As he approachd, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretendd to look at mah knob. FML

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264 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

today I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my grlfriend hen she started pinching me fir wearing green . To my complete shock hen she pinched my nipple I got the biggest most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life and no matter wat I did it wouldn't go away . We were in public . FML

#15355329
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45212) - you deserved it (8853)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on sofa, with an electric dog collar around neck an handcuffs on wrists!! The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence!! FML

#15154591
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13513) - you deserved it (34936)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I Went To See ( Black Swan ) Wit Ma Parents, Not Realizing Tat It Was Basically A Porno. So I Sat Next To Ma Dadile Mila Kunis An Natalie Portman Ad Passionate Lesbian Sex On A Twenty Foot Screen. And I'm Pretty Sure I Eard Te Old Guy Beind Us Jacking Off. FML

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191 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to mah rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18084) - you deserved it (46151)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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