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Althara

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 February 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 366
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18472) - you deserved it (3222)

On 10/27/2009 at 9:28pm - intimacy - by timmynotjimmy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14316) - you deserved it (90318)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)



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