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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 April 1990 (25 years)
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About AlmightyFish : I write \\\\\\\'mum\\\\\\\', not \\\\\\\'mom\\\\\\\'. :)

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Today, I went to a birthday party. A half hour in, a girl started showing me pictures of her cat. That was the high point of the night. FML

#15477659
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26336) - you deserved it (4260)

On 03/25/2011 at 1:50am - animals - by caseyj (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26712) - you deserved it (15035)

On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

#13350448
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32972) - you deserved it (2611)

On 10/07/2010 at 12:21am - animals - by lindsey789 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled "Yeah right." in front of everyone. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26022) - you deserved it (4660)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by hahasuckit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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