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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About AllenRed : 'Ello...

I'm 15 years young, single... =n=

My hobbies include: drawing, writing, reading, eating and sleeping. It counts...

Favourite bands/artists:
•Billy Talent
•Three Days Grace
•Black Veil Brides
•Fall Out Boy
•Panic! At The Disco
•Sleeping With Sirens
•Linkin Park
•Five Finger Death Punch
•Nico Nico Douga

Messages are welcome... ^^

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Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58694) - you deserved it (9125)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by JustSomeGuy - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML


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On 07/25/2013 at 6:55am - misc - by chumpslolo - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50555) - you deserved it (6007)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by sleepy momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying, "You doing alright?" I replied, thinking he was talking about my health. He replied, "I'm surprised you're taking the breakup so well." What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML


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On 05/28/2013 at 4:09am - love - by really? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML


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On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34970) - you deserved it (18384)

On 03/09/2011 at 12:12pm - intimacy - by prdept. (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

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