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AlkaliSam
  • Town/Country : 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Sydney
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  • Number of visits : 63
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29708) - you deserved it (4996)

On 01/27/2013 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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