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  • Number of visits : 197
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55251) - you deserved it (8640)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML


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On 01/27/2013 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML


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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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