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AlkaliSam

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 237
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AlkaliSam : I'm just here for a laugh.

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Visits<b>turtle_turtle_4</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 12:51am<b>ThriceWritten</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 1:37pm

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AlkaliSam's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2013 at 5:44pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous