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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 September 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1566
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML

#6036914
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30249) - you deserved it (3164)

On 10/28/2009 at 7:00am - misc - by Rhea (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

#5375758
254 comments

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On 09/20/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by LovesHisHand (man) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard mom talking about how my youngest sister was the only one who used the money from the insurance settlement from my dad's death responsibly. I was in my first semester of college when she cashed in mine for a vacation. I had to drop out. FML

Today, I was fired from the babysitting job I have had for 2 years. I thought maybe the mother had found out that I sometimes let her kids stay up late and have extra sweets. The real reason, as she told me, was that she didn't want her kids loving anyone more than they love her. FML

#3949898
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52140) - you deserved it (3073)

On 07/22/2009 at 8:17am - work - by babysitter93 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking there and the bird attacked me. FML

#2524291
167 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:39am - animals - by xacked (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (228745) - you deserved it (80522)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML

#931
25 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 9:41am - misc - by titov - Sent from mobile version

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4308) - you deserved it (44648)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version



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