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Aliaandraa
  • Town/Country : Toronto
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 January 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1407
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know whats worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML

#6594028 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (6904) - you deserved it (19851)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by wobbles (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML

#6521538 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (31375) - you deserved it (3285)

On 11/29/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130 (315)

I agree, your life sucks (49766) - you deserved it (4754)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML

#6461319 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (23460) - you deserved it (5218)

On 11/26/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by HeSaysImNoBeard (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

#6414657 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (31805) - you deserved it (2297)

On 11/22/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by Micheal (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

#6316031 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (46768) - you deserved it (2378)

On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML

#6301645 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (7477) - you deserved it (26022)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out I asked him about it. He replied. "Don't worry babe, she is perfect and way too good for me". FML

#6267510 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (24958) - you deserved it (1645)

On 11/12/2009 at 12:09am - love - by Kittykatkrunch (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

#6192797 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (28319) - you deserved it (10428)

On 11/07/2009 at 5:22am - misc - by badwife (woman) - Japan

Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML

#6117794 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (33292) - you deserved it (2311)

On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

#6028042 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (35674) - you deserved it (1468)

On 10/27/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

#5993337 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (33578) - you deserved it (2398)

On 10/25/2009 at 4:48pm - love - by Kin (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a three-time forwarded message which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML

#5984352 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (25110) - you deserved it (1378)

On 10/25/2009 at 12:36am - love - by Kalaina - Sent from mobile version

Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefer my ex. FML

#5772733 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (1865)

On 10/11/2009 at 7:25am - love - by hateparents (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML

#5733211 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (30449) - you deserved it (2384)

On 10/09/2009 at 12:22am - love - by rhythmbandit (woman) - United States (Florida)