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by supergirl7 / 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by buiuuum / 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by unnamed / 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm / United States (California) / Kids
by j / 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by painful / 07/24/2011 at 4:55am / Norway (Akershus) / Transportation
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
by Anonymous / 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm / United States / Love
by Norah / 07/23/2011 at 5:50pm / United States / Transportation
by oliveoyl / 07/23/2011 at 12:05am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
by bridetobe / 07/22/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Vermont) / Love
Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by ohmygosh / 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Username / 07/21/2011 at 7:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
by rbeast / 07/21/2011 at 12:10am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
- Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I… Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was… Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire.…