About AliSama : I am very insane^_-
I plan to rule the world and end world hunger, ensure everyone has the right to live their lives the way they want to.
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Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm - misc - by supergirl7 - United States (Illinois)
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm - kids - by buiuuum - United States (Michigan)
Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)
Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
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Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by painful (woman) - Norway (Akershus)
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by Norah (woman) - United States
Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I am sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 12:23am - love - by bridetobe (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 7:14am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States
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