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AliSama
  • Town/Country : lake forest, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 January 1976 (37 years)
  • Number of visits : 77714
  • Number of comments : 309
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About AliSama : I am very insane^_-
I plan to rule the world and end world hunger, ensure everyone has the right to live their lives the way they want to.

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Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
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I agree, your life sucks (18513) - you deserved it (1931)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18513) - you deserved it (1931)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML

#557
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14056) - you deserved it (4644)

On 12/20/2008 at 7:23am - kids - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15621) - you deserved it (1978)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22279) - you deserved it (10174)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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