Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

AliSama

Search for a member

AliSama

13Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 January 1976 (40 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 93883
  • Number of comments : 336
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About AliSama : I am. I am a student of law. I am a paralegal and a comic book colorist by trade. I love and support all. be the change you want to see in the world and trust people to follow.

AliSama's page activity

Visits<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:04pm<b>kyletg09</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 11:07pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 9:16pm<b>M3DO</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:30pm<b>bobbylops17</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 9:33pm<b>itta_pupu</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 10:16am<b>jill97</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 1:26am<b>ApologyKick</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 9:33pm<b>justi4541</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 3:19pm<b>teacupofsunshine</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 12:15am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 10:02pm<b>Marynfrankie</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 1:46am<b>megahan</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 1:17am<b>mrmittens69</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 4:32pm<b>MyWierdCat</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 4:07pm<b>xyris</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 1:31pm<b>MyUsernameisEpic</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 4:04am<b>roydashious</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 7:56pm

Fucked!<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 2:33am<b>HowlingFire</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 5:42am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 4:03am<b>ShortStop19</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:58pm<b>iluvmonkeys</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 12:16am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 3:05pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 12:59am<b>supereagle</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 12:03am<b>UltraAlphaFusion</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 7:02pm<b>naTOtheBILL</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 6:53pm<b>crayzee4rph</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 7:38am<b>whiteangel361</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 5:14am<b>ragingatheist</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 2:52pm

AliSama's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

See all of AliSama's badges

AliSama's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26011) - you deserved it (3473)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32492) - you deserved it (15537)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: