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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 January 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 83944
  • Number of comments : 336
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About AliSama : I am. I am a student of law. I am a paralegal and a comic book colorist by trade. I love and support all. be the change you want to see in the world and trust people to follow.

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Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML

#557
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20648) - you deserved it (7028)

On 12/20/2008 at 7:23am - kids - by Lola - Sent from mobile version



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