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Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML
by Nick / 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML
by highlycontagious / 02/22/2009 at 4:45am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML
by Lily / 02/21/2009 at 6:22am / United States (California) / Work
by Noname / 02/20/2009 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
by Christen / 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by neversayhiagain / 02/10/2009 at 12:58am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
by Morgan / 02/03/2009 at 6:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by kprice6 / 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML
by Noname / 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
by HumanNature / 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
by K Holed / 01/29/2009 at 12:04pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by crazyvulva9216 / 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today I received a phone call for a reservation (I'm a B&B owner) for 12 firefighters (he said they… Today, I packed my bags to the airport at 7 where my flight departs at 7:50. I had two suitcases,… Today, my loneliness hit an all time low when I actually considered "accidentally" texting a random…