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Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML
by Nick / 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML
by highlycontagious / 02/22/2009 at 4:45am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML
by Lily / 02/21/2009 at 6:22am / United States (California) / Work
by Noname / 02/20/2009 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
by Christen / 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by neversayhiagain / 02/10/2009 at 12:58am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
by Morgan / 02/03/2009 at 6:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by kprice6 / 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML
by Noname / 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
by HumanNature / 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
by K Holed / 01/29/2009 at 12:04pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by crazyvulva9216 / 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…