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by letmedienow / 10/11/2011 at 1:43pm / United States / Health
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
by maninpain / 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm / Kenya / Love
by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing / 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Health
by Cassidy / 10/08/2011 at 12:01pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 11:54am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 11:23am / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML
by Pissed / 10/05/2011 at 11:29am / Australia / Kids
by Lolaa123 / 09/25/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Kids
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
by essay2 / 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by thatoneguy / 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by anonomys / 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
by kidswithnomanners / 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 8:05am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he's unhappy with his life. He's basically with me because I… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today, we were given an essay topic in English. The assignment involves us picking a politician by…
- Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…