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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 January 1976 (39 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 89364
  • Number of comments : 336
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About AliSama : I am. I am a student of law. I am a paralegal and a comic book colorist by trade. I love and support all. be the change you want to see in the world and trust people to follow.

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Today after being admitted to the emergency room 4 severe abdominal pain my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML

#17959837
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25029) - you deserved it (2993)

On 10/11/2011 at 1:43pm - health - by letmedienow - United States

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34678) - you deserved it (24668)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, aftar a root canal, I want to tha pharmacy for soma pain killars. Tha cuta girl bahind tha countar askd what I naadd. Whan I opand mah mouth to tall har, a wava of drool hurtld out and splattard on tha countar. fat FML

#17952669
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32327) - you deserved it (3564)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm - love - by maninpain - Kenya

Today, I took mah friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, mah friend muttered, ( On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral. ) FML

#17952453
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23694) - you deserved it (3232)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today I found out that my crush didn't make up a fake girlfriend to get me jealous; he made her up as a way to tell me to back off. FML

#17934833
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11012) - you deserved it (30764)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by Cassidy - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47524) - you deserved it (7322)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I Spent About 10 Minutes Searcing Frantically For My Cell Pone, Wile Olding It Up To My Ear An Talking To My Friend About My Plans Tonigt. FML

#17934775
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10015) - you deserved it (38360)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whisperd how handsome and gentle he lookd. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart.

#17919318
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29168) - you deserved it (10366)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, ( Auntie, y r you sitting like a kangaroo? ) I'd say the whole room pissed thier pants laughing. FML

#17910752
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22795) - you deserved it (7561)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today... mah 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school... mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML

#17826099
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27568) - you deserved it (3539)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:03am - kids - by Lolaa123 - United States

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13152) - you deserved it (77197)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting pickd up a knife an said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner . Only 5 more hours to go . FML

#17672212
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29132) - you deserved it (3004)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband comparad ma to his parant's dog. Why? Bacausahan I slaap I fart and scara mysalf awaka... Just lyk his parants dog. FML

#17671695
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25974) - you deserved it (9411)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

I approachd mah daughter and told her she needs to clean her room . Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4 . FML

#17670632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27194) - you deserved it (9301)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I caught mah husband farting on mah wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring!! It did!! FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29518) - you deserved it (4383)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved



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