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by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by imamomma / 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm / United States / Kids
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
by espylone / 12/17/2011 at 10:42am / France / Kids
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
by DocBastard / 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Kids
Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML
by Oily / 12/16/2011 at 4:08am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Kids
by annoyed / 12/14/2011 at 9:06am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/13/2011 at 3:26pm / United States / Love
by Vince / 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by lol / 12/05/2011 at 1:13am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
by tireedddddd / 11/25/2011 at 11:24am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to teach my dog tricks. Somehow, I thought it would be easier if I physically showed my dog how to roll, so I rolled on the floor in front of my dog. My sister recorded me and posted it on Facebook. Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot and my dog still can't roll. FML
by bonertoolong / 11/23/2011 at 3:19am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML
by dunicha / 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
by possiblyoverweight / 11/08/2011 at 9:01am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Kids
by maf811 / 11/07/2011 at 7:13am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell… Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman.… Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself.…