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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1441
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About AlexandraShD : 20. Moving to NYC in September 2015.

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AlexandraShD's favorite FMLs

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10682) - you deserved it (39680)

On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10890) - you deserved it (41822)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:14am - animals - by S.Bunny (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10441) - you deserved it (111068)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Mac - Sent from mobile version

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20779) - you deserved it (153186)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML


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On 02/23/2009 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonn (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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