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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1394
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About AlexandraShD : 20. Moving to NYC in September 2015.

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Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53530) - you deserved it (7197)

On 08/21/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by mykhael (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53351) - you deserved it (6289)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by sleepy momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34865) - you deserved it (120047)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, a woman strapped her 8-year-old son into the seat next to me on a transatlantic flight. Thinking they'd been unable to book seats together, I offered to swap seats with her. She said she'd booked it this way intentionally, because he's a "fucking brat" on flights. She was right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46082) - you deserved it (2440)

On 02/19/2013 at 12:13pm - kids - by Sigh (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36059) - you deserved it (2841)

On 02/10/2013 at 11:17am - kids - by littlemiss - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML


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On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41447) - you deserved it (2376)

On 01/31/2013 at 11:39pm - work - by Fireguy92 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36153) - you deserved it (2608)

On 01/29/2013 at 4:48am - misc - by thegirlofthedad (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49105) - you deserved it (6288) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40055) - you deserved it (2953)

On 01/16/2013 at 1:36am - health - by Ari (woman) -

Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40962) - you deserved it (4301)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML


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On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - love - by un_christmas - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML


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On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today, at work, I jumped under my desk in fear of a nuclear missile attack when the firestation next us let out its new awareness siren. I think I'm going insane. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23160) - you deserved it (7458)

On 12/21/2012 at 1:47am - misc - by Insane Guy (man) - United States

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