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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 439
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AlexH017 : Hellooo, m'names Alex.
I honestly have no idea what to write.
C'ya ;D

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Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML

#16064729
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28670) - you deserved it (6550)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by goinginsane -

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80664) - you deserved it (6033)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30020) - you deserved it (7139)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

#15791690
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20661) - you deserved it (52303)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8532) - you deserved it (61331)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37359) - you deserved it (4126)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

#15712381
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43744) - you deserved it (3905)

On 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by Jill - United States (New York)

Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

#15703960
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38129) - you deserved it (9058)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

#15698653
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18147) - you deserved it (33633)

On 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

#15693901
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31711) - you deserved it (3573)

On 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

#15693187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41595) - you deserved it (3534)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:03am - love - by hopeless -

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35294) - you deserved it (4941)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17816) - you deserved it (74983)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34408) - you deserved it (13150)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one ringing me from down the hall. FML

#15678206
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9508) - you deserved it (35047)

On 04/07/2011 at 9:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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