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  • Town/Country : Australia
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 June 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 192
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Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25130) - you deserved it (2334)

On 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by wowhoopla - Sent from mobile version

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Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52305) - you deserved it (26546)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57666) - you deserved it (6419)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Marian (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46096) - you deserved it (2890)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19937) - you deserved it (9172)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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